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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 16, 2007 21:21:18 GMT -5
Rita Skeeter
B A S I C - I N F O ;
F U L L N A M E Rita Laurie Skeeter;; N I C K N A M E S Ree; Skeeter;Because ti's the hogwarts thing to call people by their last name Hit me;; B I R T H D A Y March 11th;; P A R E N T S Catherin && Geroge Skeeter;; S I B L I N G S Older sister; Nita; Short for Anita Kid sister; Kita;; B I R T H P L A C E Burmingham; England;; C U R R E N T H O M E Burmingham; England;; H E R A T I G E Gossip;; A G E 16;; Y E A R 6th;; H O U S E Slytherin;; B L O O D Pure;; W A N D H A N D Left;; W R I T I N G H A N D Right;; W A N D 9½ inches; Hawthorn; Dragon Heartstring;; A U T H O R I T Y None;; O C C U P A T I O N Junior apprentance for The Daily Prophet;;
A P P E A R E N C E ;
E Y E C O L O U R Brown;; H A I R C O L O U R Blonde;; H E I G H T 5'6;; H E A L T H Lovely;; S T Y L E Dresses; And tight ones at that; Anything that shows off her figure;; M A R K I N G S Burn marks on the side of her right elbow;; P E I R C I N G S Nope;;
F A V O U R I T E S
C O L O U R Red; Or baby blue;; B O O K Journalism for dummies;; M U S I C Rita doesn't like music that much;; S O N G / B A N D Bon Jovi; Because he's lovely looking;; A N I M A L Sphinx;; C L A S S Transfiguration;; L I K E S Writing; Gossip; Anything melodramatic; Nail polish; Water; Good looking people; Glamour; Yoghurt; Fruit; Being in photos; Mirrors; Pale skin; Flowers; Transfiguration; Colour; Gross looking men;; D I S L I K E S Ugly people; Boring people; Anything greasy; That includes skin, hair and food; Papercuts; Tanned skin; Potions; Touching anything slimy or dead; Tacky-ness; Trashy people; Feet;;; F A C T S She's superficial; She repaints her nails every morning; She suffered burns from a toaster that had been tampered with; She pouts a lot; If she passes anything that reflects her image she'll check herself out in it; She's get her heart set on becoming a journalist; She won an apprenticeship with The Daily Prophet; Her name rhymes, which makes it cooler than yours; She's currently writing a book; She's oh-so pasty; and she likes it; She trains every night to become an animagus; Her form is a beetle; She wasn't very happy about the unattractiveness of her animagus form, but what are you going to do?; She makes her own clothes; If someone's story is too boring, she'll elaborate it to make it more interesting for her; People say she'll be very good at yellow journalism;; I N T R E S T Writing; making up stories; Making clothes; Sewing; Baking; Journalism; Boys of course; Hair; Grooming; Herself;;
F R I E N D S ;
R O M A N T I C S T A T U S Single;; C R U S H E S Hit me;; I N T R E S T S Hit me;; C R U S H E E S Fabian Prewett;; F O R M E R F L A M E S Hit me;; C U R E N T F L A M E S Hit me;; B E S T F R I E N D S Lucius Malfoy; Bellatrix Lestrange;; F R I E N D S Molly Weasley;semi;; E N E M I E S Hit me;; A C Q U A I N T A N C E James Potter; Sirius Black;; O T H E R Teddy Tonks; She teases him; Emmeline Vance; She has fake eyebrows;;
B A C K G R O U N D ;
P E R S O N A L I T Y It's hard to trust Rita; she's shocking when it comes to keeping secrets, she'll have to like you an aweful lot to not spread you secrets to everyone. She does try not to, but she just can't help it. Dispite being a complete gossip she really is a nice person, she just struggles to keep things in. That's why she can make friends so easily, she's not shy around people. If you are her friend she'll be nice to you and won't share as many of your secrects...
If you get on her bad side, however. FUCK, watch out! Rita is able to bull shit her way out of ANYTHING. There really isn't a better story teller than Rita. So if you wrong her in any way be prepared for a very nasty rumour to be started and viciously spread by Rita.
Rita's vain and self-serving and it willing to go to any means to 'get her story', although at this stage, there aren't really many stories to get. But she still gets them, and then spreads them to everyone within ear-shot. She cares little for how her subjects are affected by her malicious lies, but that's okay, because she would have targeted them because she didn't like them anyway. Rita will often fabricate any story that she hears. F A M I L Y H I S T O R Y Rita has a nice family life. I suppose her parents were a bit cruel in naming her and her sisters with rhyming names: Nita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter and Kita Skeeter. Other than that, Rita's got a good family life. Her and her sisteres get along like an old man and porn (which is good). A B O U T C H A R A C T E R From an early age Rita's enjoyed writing. From the time she first learnt how to read and write she's enjoyed it and she has piles-upon-piles of parchment in her room and in her dorm, all chockers with things from fairy tales to shakespearian-like plays to soap operas. She just loves it. She loves it so much that as of the most recent summer holidays she's The Daily Prophet's youngest junior apprentice, which she never fails to boast about.
When she was young she fell victim to a rouge toaster. Some stupid wizard tought it would be funny to enchant the toaster that her parents had recently brought. When poor 5-year-old Rita jumped up on the bench to extract her toast from the grill, it leapt at her and latched it's element onto her arm, severly burning her elbow. To this day she still had the ugly burn mark on it, and she HATES it. There's nothing she can do about it though, at least, not until she earns herself some moolah from journalism.
Which she will! A L L W R A P P E D U P S H E ' S Someone who thinks too highly of themselves and too much of a gossip for her own good;;
Q U O T E S ;
Q U O T E S A B O U T "I told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She's made you out to be some sort of-scarlet woman!" [book 4] "... Rita Skeeter Never Makes Anyone Look Good..." [book 4] "Attractive blonde Rita Skeeter, whose savage quill has punctured many reputations-" "Enchantingly nasty." - Albus Dumbledor "Hey how bout we make this easy....and just snog in detention?"-Fabian S C E N A R I O S Fabian: '-puts arm around- How you doin'?' Rita: '-wrinkles nose- What are you? Hitting on me? -pushes away-' Fabian: '-wimper- Don't be like that!' Rita: 'Urgh! -fake gags- Girls with faces like mine, don't associate with boys with faces like yours.' Q U O T E S B Y "What was that? A Pick-up line?" "Why is it that when people need to find the source of a rumour, they always come to me?" "Ewe" "If I wanted to go out with someone like him, I'd go ask the Giant Squid for a date, at least then I might get someone half-decent looking"
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Post by Pandy on Nov 16, 2007 23:56:07 GMT -5
XD Bloody fucking brill.
James- -shrug- Er. I dunno about....... Fabian- Would probally have a crush on her...and flirt when if she came around him Ted- Piss scared of her Lucius- Friends? They like their looks...
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Post by Pandy on Nov 17, 2007 0:03:55 GMT -5
BTW She's very per-etty
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 17, 2007 0:11:48 GMT -5
I think maybe acquaintances with James. Because she wouldn't talk to him a lot and wouldn't have time for him; but she won't hate him or anything. She may end up using James in some way to get to Sirius. Because he's fiiiiiiiiine.
Hahahaha!! YES! And he'd be all: Fabian: '-puts arm around- How you doin'?' Rita: '-wrinkles nose- What are you? Hitting on me? -pushes away-' Fabian: '-wimper- Don't be like that!' Rita: 'Urgh! -fake gags- Girls with faces like mine, don't associate with ranga's'
She's probably give poor Ted hell for no reason.
&& Of course her and Lucius would get on well together. They're both über superficial.
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 17, 2007 0:12:42 GMT -5
hehehe. I know. I saw her and was like 'OMGINEEDTOUSEHER' then I tought of Rita and I was like 'OMGSHE'SPERFECT'
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Post by Pandy on Nov 17, 2007 0:29:05 GMT -5
XD Poor Teddy ... Poor Fabian. All the flirting and he still cant get himself a girl
-rubs chin- Oh. That would be scandalous if Rita were to follow Teddy around when board..and secretly listen to his conversations -cough- And to have Rita overhear about his crush on Andromeda XD Teddy would be eaten alive by the Black sisters
-pause- Oy. I see -nod- She is perfect
"W-why...are you f-following me? Andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! -cries- -tattles on- Help me"-Teddy
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 17, 2007 0:59:13 GMT -5
=O Yes! And when she finally masters being an animagus, she'll follow him EVERYWHERE. And Teddy can be like 'Why is there ALWAYS a bug following me?'
But I don't want her to be a total bitch. She CAN be nice. Ah well.
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Post by Pandy on Nov 17, 2007 12:33:33 GMT -5
XD Well its reasonable for her to be a bith to Fabian. rOr Teddy>>due to the rumors and such
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 18, 2007 4:25:43 GMT -5
Eh. Screw it. She'll just be a bitch to everyone. Bscly she'll be repulsed by Fabian.
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Post by Hestia Jones on Nov 18, 2007 19:25:47 GMT -5
yeah soo hessie won't like miss skeeter that much. xD i'd say acquaintances or an indifference, really.
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 19, 2007 0:17:38 GMT -5
-flails arms- Wooo! && Because Hestia's not her close friend, she'll say mean things about her; because that's what she does ...Say mean things about people.
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Post by Sturgis Podmore on Nov 19, 2007 4:36:31 GMT -5
niiiiicccee hahaha. and hestia will say mean things right back at her. 'cuz well, she stands up for herself. -snort- i can totally see these two having mean yet funny little conversations. xD
hmm, as for sturgis..i doubt he'd associate with her much, for he is too reclusive really. he's a gentleman though, so he'd be nice if he saw her. but then again i don't think he'd like her much---only 'cuz she is so superficial and gossipy. -snort & shrug- eeehhh..i dunno though. what do you think?
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 20, 2007 0:44:51 GMT -5
=D Man, they're gonna be so great!
Yeah, I can't see Rita associating much with him either. However, she'll think he's cute, in a puppy dog sort of way. So she'll walk past him and ruffle his hair, or pinch his cheek, and if he does something stupid she'll be like 'Awwwwh! He's SO cute!' But other than that I can't see much friendship between them.
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Post by Pandy on Nov 20, 2007 10:24:08 GMT -5
"Hey how bout we make this easy....and just snog in detention?"-Fabian
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Post by Rita Skeeter on Nov 20, 2007 22:14:03 GMT -5
Hehehehe. Fabian is so dorky. XD
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